AGONY OF A FAITHFUL WIFE

  Grrriiiiiiiiiiiiing! the nagging alarm clock blares, interrupting her long, meditative, shallow sleep. Thoughts ravaging her mind all day, have found their way into her dreams once again. It’s 4 a.m in the morning, the perfect time for her usual kitchen dash. Breakfast steams on the gas for you and the kids. Of course, the morning crow still finds you in bed, eyes closed, and mouth open; drowning the pillow in methanol-filled drools. The bedside stool testifies of last night's groove, around it lay fallen bottles running over with booze.

FIRE THAT SECRETARY !!!

   Dear wife, na you I won follow relate today. Whether that miniskirt-wearing, mosquito-looking legs go siddon for office dey continue dey scatter your husband brain, na your hand e kuku dey. Whether your husband go continue dey tey for office, dey trowey lie give you every time say na one missing file him and security man dey find since, na your hand e still dey. Me I know say one of the things wey dey cause katakata na something wey I won mention for front.

OSAMA BIN DADDY

He sees that lady, that woman who drives him crazy
Love drunk and scared with sweat dripping down his pants
How do I approach a drop-dead-gorgeous damsel this fine?
Walks up to her, chest puffed out, beards trimmed and acting all friendly
Your face looks familiar is the common pick up line
"Excuse me please"...Cinderella replies
He won't bulge though stammering for words
She comes to his aid and decide to help him out
Dinner's great and he isn't that bad
Two birds just got signed into the love industry