HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS LOVE !

Tired of being a regular customer to ladies who reciprocate love in your heart with whacks that spill blood into your eyes?

Do you fall victim to constant hot water bath and pepper sprays?

Does he make you feel like a pest for showing you care?

Have you become an habitual recipient of wicked, resounding, road-missing, blind-folding, dirty slaps in the name of love?

Have you become a subject of mockery amongst family and friends?

Are you tired of being that nuisance who prostrate or kneel everywhere; either in the gutters, on the highway, bush path, refuse dump and latrine entrances, for a chance at love?....Your deliverance is HERE

THE PERFECT VALENTINE

For those just joining us, this is 01.1fm Nigeria, we are talking about the ideal valentine, what would your ideal valentine be people? What are your dreams for the love holiday. We would appreciate your opinion you can contribute to the discussion by calling us on…”

SEE ME, SEE VIRTUE: A WOMAN'S APPEAL

   In recent times, the male world has evolved to seeing our women as nothing but items of sexual gratification. This has gone beyond requesting the services of commercial sex workers popularly called 'Olosho', to chasing anything in skirt, trousers and wrappers; either engaged to be married, happily married, divorced, separated, widowed , single, or in a serious relationship. There is almost nowhere in the economic sector where a woman does not face sexual advances, assault in some cases.

HOW I INADVERTENTLY KILLED MY WIFE

     Last week, I went to interview a preacher. He came three hours late to his church venue of our meeting and I was a bit angry, but when he explained what kept him, not only did I forgive him quickly and learnt some lessons, I also decided to share thiis with anyone itching to do the same too.

     Its pertinent for husbands and wives to imbibe the art of settling quarrels without delay.