WHEN BEASTS SET THE PACE

  Supporters and protagonists of gayism in recent times have resorted to using animals and insects in defence of their opinion. When humans who are supposed to possess higher brain and higher level of reasoning to give better judgement,

TIME TO QUESTION WHAT WE LIVE FOR

I have re-read this a few times and each time, there is something different I have learned. Spend the next 15 minutes of your time to read it. It may be one of best thing you have read about concerning your life journey. Below is the transcript of the talk of Dr. Richard Teo, who was a 40-year-old millionaire and cosmetic surgeon with a stage-4 lung cancer but selflessly shared with the D1 class his life experience on 19-Jan-2012. He passed away few days later on 18 October 2012.

HOW TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS CHEATING ON YOU

Ever desired to have a stealth camera monitoring the activities of the one who's got your heart entangled in the web of love?

Ever wanted to ascertain the degree of commitment your partner has in your relationship? 

Ever wanted to decipher if he/she is cheating on you but don't know how to go about it?

Worry no more!!! Your answer is HERE !!!

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BUSINESS AND GOVERNMENT; Realities, Challenges, Opportunities & Empowerment

Let me begin this afternoon by stating that I am here to speak for the small businessman - the aspiring entrepreneur. I am not here to speak for big business. Big business can afford to speak for itself. I do acknowledge the challenges of big business but I want to speak for the little man - the young man or woman with little or no capital- a rather puny David confronting the Goliath called Life in Nigeria… I’m going to speak for that little man with limited options…the one for whom Government is a far away notion, something at a distance- a leviathan he can’t comprehend or absorb.

P-A-S-S-I-O-N. !

   So I found myself traveling in a manual transmission 2005 Toyota Hiace (Hummer bus) to one of the south western mega cities in the early hours of today. By the way, if you're buying one of those, a manual transmission is advisable. Experienced drivers can attest to their difference in terms of fuel economy and gear selection response while overtaking. I guess you might wanna ask, what was I doing on the road on a sunday morning?

MEN OF MY DREAM

I long for a generation of men who won't fear to bid women who can't stay through the days of little beginning farewell. Men who will not weep but sigh in relief to be freed from the breed of feminines who only think through their body cream. Men who realize they've got potentials that can't be measured by, or traded for flashy cars and blings. These are men who will reproduce their success over again, should these assets be taken away. They are the kind more loyal to their destination in life than their affection.    

GOOD MUSIC IS HERE AGAIN !!!

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HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS LOVE !

Tired of being a regular customer to ladies who reciprocate love in your heart with whacks that spill blood into your eyes?

Do you fall victim to constant hot water bath and pepper sprays?

Does he make you feel like a pest for showing you care?

Have you become an habitual recipient of wicked, resounding, road-missing, blind-folding, dirty slaps in the name of love?

Have you become a subject of mockery amongst family and friends?

Are you tired of being that nuisance who prostrate or kneel everywhere; either in the gutters, on the highway, bush path, refuse dump and latrine entrances, for a chance at love?....Your deliverance is HERE

THE PERFECT VALENTINE

For those just joining us, this is 01.1fm Nigeria, we are talking about the ideal valentine, what would your ideal valentine be people? What are your dreams for the love holiday. We would appreciate your opinion you can contribute to the discussion by calling us on…”

SEE ME, SEE VIRTUE: A WOMAN'S APPEAL

   In recent times, the male world has evolved to seeing our women as nothing but items of sexual gratification. This has gone beyond requesting the services of commercial sex workers popularly called 'Olosho', to chasing anything in skirt, trousers and wrappers; either engaged to be married, happily married, divorced, separated, widowed , single, or in a serious relationship. There is almost nowhere in the economic sector where a woman does not face sexual advances, assault in some cases.

HOW I INADVERTENTLY KILLED MY WIFE

     Last week, I went to interview a preacher. He came three hours late to his church venue of our meeting and I was a bit angry, but when he explained what kept him, not only did I forgive him quickly and learnt some lessons, I also decided to share thiis with anyone itching to do the same too.

     Its pertinent for husbands and wives to imbibe the art of settling quarrels without delay.

AGONY OF A FAITHFUL WIFE

  Grrriiiiiiiiiiiiing! the nagging alarm clock blares, interrupting her long, meditative, shallow sleep. Thoughts ravaging her mind all day, have found their way into her dreams once again. It’s 4 a.m in the morning, the perfect time for her usual kitchen dash. Breakfast steams on the gas for you and the kids. Of course, the morning crow still finds you in bed, eyes closed, and mouth open; drowning the pillow in methanol-filled drools. The bedside stool testifies of last night's groove, around it lay fallen bottles running over with booze.

FIRE THAT SECRETARY !!!

   Dear wife, na you I won follow relate today. Whether that miniskirt-wearing, mosquito-looking legs go siddon for office dey continue dey scatter your husband brain, na your hand e kuku dey. Whether your husband go continue dey tey for office, dey trowey lie give you every time say na one missing file him and security man dey find since, na your hand e still dey. Me I know say one of the things wey dey cause katakata na something wey I won mention for front.

OSAMA BIN DADDY

He sees that lady, that woman who drives him crazy
Love drunk and scared with sweat dripping down his pants
How do I approach a drop-dead-gorgeous damsel this fine?
Walks up to her, chest puffed out, beards trimmed and acting all friendly
Your face looks familiar is the common pick up line
"Excuse me please"...Cinderella replies
He won't bulge though stammering for words
She comes to his aid and decide to help him out
Dinner's great and he isn't that bad
Two birds just got signed into the love industry